Monsters

It all started with a little pig...

The Pig

 Then an owl thing...

The owl thing

And then all hell broke loose...

A monster and dinosaur were next.

The Monster

The Dinosaur

  

Getting on famously

They were eager to be played with...

 

A late-night knock at the door introduced 

two tiny marshmallow monsters.

Marshmallow monsters

 They settled right in, largely keeping themselves to themselves.

Sitting in the penis garden

Sepia field of penises

 A pair of gloves walked in 

(using the index and middle fingers as legs, in case you're wondering),

and with a twist and with a flick,

they turned into animals. 

Get out of my face, braces rabbit

Gosh, it's getting crowded in here.
I'mma hafta make some beds out of drawers, like at a fictional orphanage.

We'll keep you up to date if any more unexpected visitors drop by.

- Chris